In Vegas

I'm at a veterinary conference in Las Vegas and I'm learning all sorts of fascinating stuff. For example, humans have three to five pounds of bacteria living in their gut.

Right now I'm learning about cat diarrhea. I'm falling asleep despite the fact that this is groundbreaking stuff. Unfortunately I'm seated next to two sick people. The guy is hacking up a lung and the woman is trying to hold back her sneezes with her hand. I definitely don't want to get H1N1 because I want to learn about kitty poop! Keep your mouths closed people!

Oops gotta go. Gotta look like I'm paying attention.



-- Posted from my iPhone

Location:Unnamed Rd,Las Vegas,United States