Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Question and Answer time!

This is a crazy world, isn't it? 

I've got to stop reading; not only is it depressing but it's making me nuts.  Why?  Because I read the facts but then I have questions and these questions are just not getting answered.

Maybe I should start a Q&A show but even if the questions are asked, I doubt if I would get the honest answers.  And that's all I want.  Honesty.  Which is apparently a very rare commodity in today's world. 

So here they are.  Just a few questions thrown out to the universe.  If any of these people want to fill in the blanks, please get in touch and I'll post the replies. 


Randy Quaid: What bad quality banana peels have you been smoking lately?

Mark Zuckerberg: Do you have any privacy concerns of your own?

Iranian hikers: Did you really think the border was going to be well marked? Or here’s another one: Will you admit to being f^&*#ing morons for hiking in that part of the country?

Lindsay Lohan: How much of your career can you fit up your nose?

Conrad Murray: At any time, did you stop and say to yourself, “Hmmm, propofol is an anesthetic and not a sleep aid”?

Bristol Palin: If you are preaching abstinence, isn’t that kinda like the devil preaching about Christianity? Or here’s another one: Since premarital sex is so bad, do you consider Tripp a “mistake”?

Kim Kardashian: Did you feel any guilt at all when you spent over $100,000 on French handbags?

Eddie Long: Are you preparing your “To human is to sin so please forgive me” speech?

Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf: If you want people to be more accepting of Islam, do you really think that building a mosque at Ground Zero is the way to do it?

Asif Ali Zardari: Whose job is it to "fix" Pakistan?

Illegal immigrants: If you are deported and you leave children behind, who is breaking up your family?

I"ll think of others and let you know ...

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