This is a crazy world, isn't it?
I've got to stop reading CNN.com; not only is it depressing but it's making me nuts. Why? Because I read the facts but then I have questions and these questions are just not getting answered.
Maybe I should start a Q&A show but even if the questions are asked, I doubt if I would get the honest answers. And that's all I want. Honesty. Which is apparently a very rare commodity in today's world.
So here they are. Just a few questions thrown out to the universe. If any of these people want to fill in the blanks, please get in touch and I'll post the replies.
Randy Quaid: What bad quality banana peels have you been smoking lately?
Mark Zuckerberg: Do you have any privacy concerns of your own?
Iranian hikers: Did you really think the border was going to be well marked? Or here’s another one: Will you admit to being f^&*#ing morons for hiking in that part of the country?
Lindsay Lohan: How much of your career can you fit up your nose?
Conrad Murray: At any time, did you stop and say to yourself, “Hmmm, propofol is an anesthetic and not a sleep aid”?
Bristol Palin: If you are preaching abstinence, isn’t that kinda like the devil preaching about Christianity? Or here’s another one: Since premarital sex is so bad, do you consider Tripp a “mistake”?
Kim Kardashian: Did you feel any guilt at all when you spent over $100,000 on French handbags?
Eddie Long: Are you preparing your “To human is to sin so please forgive me” speech?
Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf: If you want people to be more accepting of Islam, do you really think that building a mosque at Ground Zero is the way to do it?
Asif Ali Zardari: Whose job is it to "fix" Pakistan?
Illegal immigrants: If you are deported and you leave children behind, who is breaking up your family?
I"ll think of others and let you know ...