Now you can check out who got arrested several thousand miles away in the Florida Keys. Here is a recent sampling of some of the criminals down south.
Why did I choose to pick on these deviant minds? Because if you have ever been to the Florida Keys, you know there are lots of crazies running around and the arrested ones are the best of the bunch.
First up, we have Shrek's wife Fiona on a bad day. She looks a bit miffed that she was arrested but that's what she gets for driving with a suspended license.
Next up, we have someone who is obviously pleased that she has a camera in front of her. Wide smile, curly hair, sparkling eyes. She doesn't care that the photo is for a mugshot. Oh wait, did I just see that her name is ...
This is Key West so that isn't too surprising.
Does this guy look in the mirror? Does he think that the more hair he has the sexier he looks? Or is he trying to save money at Supercuts? I'm just not sure.
Doesn't this guy look like the central character in the Heaven's Gate cult? You know the guy ... he was in the press a couple of years ago and he made all his followers wear Nike sneakers and cover themselves in purple triangles before they all committed suicide.
This is further proof that a lot of people who you THINK are dead are probably just walking around somewhere. Key West is not a bad place to hide out. Sun, sand, and everyone is so drunk that even Obama in a bikini wouldn't be recognized.
I saved the scariest for last. This muthafucka is gonna kill you and all the people you know.