I just put too much pressure on myself.
Here is a small list of things that I hope to accomplish before the end of the year:.
- Initiate peace talks between North and South Korea
- Write a Grammy award winning song and boast that I'm better than Kanye
- Go camping with Sarah Palin
- Become adopted by Angelina Jolie
- Invent a website that someone wants to buy for 10 billion dollars
- Scare people into good health like Dr. Oz does
- Travel to infinity and beyond
- Hire Jane Lynch as a life coach
- See what all the fuss is about
- Do an Old Spice commercial
- Swim to Cambodia
- Receive one ridiculously huge coupon a day
- Eliminate spam mail completely
- Bitch slap a really rich housewife
- Find Obama's birth certificate
- Ask Mark Madoff if it was worth it
- Achieve Nirvana
- Stop biting my fingernails
- Get an iPhone 4 and an iPad and marry them in a civil ceremony
- Watch the third season of True Blood
- Have more than 5 followers on my blog
- Make more than $10 from my blog
- Tell DrPhil he's fat
- Party like a rich Armenian
- Find out where Armenia is
- Become a big fish in a little pond
- Update my status
- Get censored on Sesame Street
- Become a modern family
- Start a religion and call my disciples Phillopians
- Have an immortal life like Henrietta Lacks
- Sleep all day and party all night
- Become the mayor of Wasilla
- Try a little tenderness
- Make fondue and attend a key party
- Experiment with a home perm
- Prepare an Oscar speech
- Find out how they get the caramel into the Caramilk bar
- Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
- Teach people about hummus or Hamas, if they want
- Buy a suit
- Buy a shirt
- Buy underwear
- Not feel guilty for wearing briefs (junk control)
- Handle rejection
- Laugh at the moment
- Believe in myself or at least a better version of myself
- Let my new life begin
- Get physical
- Eat vegetables
- Make bad decisions to have better stories
- Forget regret
- Stay out of the rain
- Raise money for The Savong Foundation
- Bend the rules
- Have a bathroom I can play baseball in
- Change my name to Captain Awesome
I only have two weeks left before the end of the year. It's no wonder I'm stressed!
I've included a picture for those people who follow my blog but don't like reading. I call it a creative self-portrait.
Hope everyone is enjoying the last days of 2010!
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America by Heart : Reflections on Family, Faith, and Flag
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