Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Twelve reasons why the Apocalypse is upon us

  •     Someone's definition of a star is Rob Kardashian
  •     Killers can be set free if they have a smart lawyer and a dumb jury
  •    The latest Transformers movie made over $350 million at the domestic box office
  •     DrPhil thinks he is qualified to give weight loss advice
  •   Charlie Sheen is $100 million dollars richer just because he is an asshole
  •  The Learning Channel can show toddlers wearing hooker outfits and fake breasts and isn’t immediately shut down
  • There are still people who believe that Sarah Palin should run for President
  •  PETA is using porn to promote their message
  • The United States can’t afford to wage any more wars yet they do it anyway
  • An assistant clinical professor of psychiatry at Tufts University is telling parents not to let their kids watch Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars because it might cause them to question their own sexual identity 
  • Michelle Bachmann was born
And the number one reason why the Apocalypse is upon us:  
  •  They still haven’t told us whether the iPhone 5 is being released or even if it’s going to be called the iPhone 5

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