Have you heard?
NBC has a new show this fall about a grumpy veterinarian! I would be perfect!
Well, not for the main character because the show has already been cast and Justin Kirk gets to play the smarmy vet.
But they might need a consultant for the show. A living breathing real life veterinarian who has suffered for years in the trenches of animal care. And that, my friends, would be me.
A job that combines veterinary medicine, television, comedy and extra money? I can't think of anything better.
Check it out. What do you think?
Mr. Greenblatt, have your people call me people. Stat!