I recently found out that I'm on IMDB, otherwise known as the Internet Movie Database.
This is really not the first time. I was on it before because I was an extra in the remake of the movie Oceans 11. If you slow down the movie and watch for me at the edges (widescreen version only!), I can be seen in three casino scenes. On IMDB, I was listed as Man in Casino until someone thought that wasn't very important and deleted it.
This insult is nothing compared to what happened while I was on the set of Oceans 11. I was standing next to a woman and an assistant told me that she was too attractive to make us look like a believable couple. He told me to stand by myself while a better looking guy was substituted in my place. I kid you not.
Hollywood is a tough business, like they say.
Because of my stint on Celebrity Rehab (as a veterinarian and not an addict), I am back on. Yeah! In your face, Oceans 11!!
From this point forward, I'm taking all inquiries for reality shows including Survivor, Dancing with the Stars and American Idol (FYI, I do a mean version of Poison's Talk Dirty to Me).
My listed credits are below: